George Orwell would be so proud...

First…
"This application provides access to the DOT CARS system. When logged on to the CARS system, your computer is considered a federal computer system and is property of the United States government... users have no explicit or implicit expectation of privacy.
Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected and disclosed to authorized CARS, DOT and law enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other agencies, both domestic and foreign."
By using this system, the user consents to such interception, monitoring, recording, copying, auditing, inspection, and disclosure at the discretion CARS or the DOT personnel."
Second…
“There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to ******”
What does everyone think? Will this be good in my new book “The Machine?” Do you like the two new ideas for my Totalitarian form of Government in the book? I think I did a great job coming up with these two really-really Orwellian concepts.
Oh wait, I was just told that I cannot use either one of these two big-brother programs, because they are already in use. Apparently they are both programs by the Obama Administration.
The first one was taken from the “Cash for Clunkers,” website… The second was taken from the “White House,” website.
Wow, and we were all steaming when President Bush (The one who started us down this road) was possibly listening to our phone conversations.
For those of you who think I am a rightwing nut, well I do lean right in my views (On lower taxes and smaller Government) and I believe more in the Libertarian Party principles (live and let live), however I AM A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT!...